The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- Szmyt hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
74%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Szmyt drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.