The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Szmyt's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
83%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Szmyt drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.