The Upright Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Szmyt gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
82%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Szmyt, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.