The Wide Left Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- The broadcast shows Szmyt on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Szmyt gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
78%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Szmyt's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.