The Hamstring Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Szmyt is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
74%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Szmyt's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.