The Mystery Tweak Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Szmyt. Szmyt does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Szmyt's stadium. Only over Szmyt.
- Szmyt will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
77%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Szmyt's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.