The Upright Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Szmyt's stadium. Only over Szmyt.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Szmyt tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
73%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Szmyt's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.