The Wide Left Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Szmyt's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
91%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Szmyt, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.