The Wind Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Szmyt is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
78%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Szmyt scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.