The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“The broadcast shows Szmyt on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Szmyt is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Szmyt scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.