The Upright Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Szmyt scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
90%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Giants fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Szmyt's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.