The Late Scratch Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Szmyt finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Szmyt's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.