The Shank Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- The broadcast shows Szmyt on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Szmyt goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
87%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Szmyt drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.