The Snap Count Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Szmyt's stadium. Only over Szmyt.
92%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Szmyt scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.