The Phantom Flag Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Szmyt gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
90%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Szmyt drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.