The Phantom Flag Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- The broadcast shows Szmyt on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
75%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Szmyt's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.