The Wide Left Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Szmyt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Szmyt drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.