The Wind Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.
- Szmyt scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
73%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Szmyt scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.