The Snap Count Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Szmyt finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
83%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Szmyt, Szmyt, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.