The Wide Left Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Szmyt's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
72%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Szmyt's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.