The Doink Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“A mysterious flag erases Szmyt's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- The broadcast shows Szmyt on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Szmyt drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.