The Hamstring Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Szmyt's stadium. Only over Szmyt.
- Szmyt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Szmyt's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.