The Phantom Flag Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- The broadcast shows Szmyt on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Szmyt gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
91%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Szmyt scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.