The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Szmyt is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Szmyt sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
90%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Szmyt, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.