The Doink Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“A mysterious flag erases Szmyt's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Szmyt tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
76%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Szmyt drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.