The Mystery Tweak Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Szmyt is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
83%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Szmyt scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.