The Upright Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Szmyt's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
85%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Szmyt's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.