The Phantom Flag Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Szmyt will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
91%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Szmyt's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.