The Hamstring Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Szmyt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Syracuse's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Szmyt's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.