The Shank Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Szmyt is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Szmyt warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
78%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Szmyt, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.