The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Szmyt will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
76%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Szmyt drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.