The Mystery Tweak Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Ref: "Number Szmyt, that's a flag." Szmyt: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Szmyt's stadium. Only over Szmyt.
- Szmyt is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Szmyt's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.