The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Ref: "Number Szmyt, that's a flag." Szmyt: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- The broadcast shows Szmyt on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
79%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Szmyt, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.