The Late Scratch Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Szmyt gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
75%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Szmyt, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.