The Hamstring Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Szmyt sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
88%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Szmyt's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.