The Shank Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Szmyt. Szmyt does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Szmyt gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
74%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Szmyt drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.