The Snap Count Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Szmyt kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
92%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Szmyt, Szmyt, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.