The Phantom Flag Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Szmyt will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
76%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Szmyt's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.