The Late Scratch Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Szmyt's stadium. Only over Szmyt.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Szmyt trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
87%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Szmyt scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.