The Mystery Tweak Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- Szmyt gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
75%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Szmyt, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.