The Wide Left Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Szmyt trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
85%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Szmyt's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.