The Late Scratch Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“The broadcast shows Szmyt on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Szmyt gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
91%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Szmyt's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.