The Snap Count Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Szmyt gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
73%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Szmyt scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.