The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Szmyt gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
87%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Szmyt's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.