The Shank Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“The broadcast shows Szmyt on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Szmyt goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
73%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Szmyt's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.