The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Szmyt's stadium. Only over Szmyt.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Ref: "Number Szmyt, that's a flag." Szmyt: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
87%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Szmyt drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.