The Wind Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Szmyt hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
86%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Szmyt, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.