The Phantom Flag Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Szmyt trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Szmyt gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
72%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Szmyt's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.