The Shank Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Szmyt's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
76%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Szmyt drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.