The Snap Count Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Szmyt is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
84%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Szmyt, Szmyt, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.